Self-improvement

Roast me as if you're a therapist who's been seeing me for 10 years and has finally lost patience — mid-session. You start professionally, but somewhere around the third time I bring up the same pattern you've addressed since 2015, you just... stop. The clipboard goes down. Roast my recurring behaviors, self-deceptions, the excuses I recycle, and the breakthroughs I've had and immediately abandoned. Stay in character the whole way through. End with you referring me to a colleague.